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COMCAST...

Fri Jul 10, 2009, 2:21 PM
  • Mood: uNF!
  • Listening to: "S.t.a.r.S " by Yoko Littner
  • Reading: Iron Kissed
  • Watching: The Hangover
  • Playing: Who's in my mouth?
  • Drinking: Cherry Coke mixed with Lemonade
... CAN SUCK MY GIANT NONEXISTENT DICK.

Fucking Comcast finally cut my internet and cable a week or two ago and left me a bill of over two hundred dollars to pay. And my gram, the bitch who added all the expensive crap and then refuse to pay it, isn't going to help. BIG SURPRISE. All this is in my name and if my mother wasn't helping me my credit would be in the shitter.

FUCK COMCAST.

FUCK IT WITH A HUGE RUBBER DICK.

I'M GOING WITH AT&T.


That aside, my job at the movie theater is pretty sweet. The people I work with are pretty tight. I can drink as much free Cherry Coke mixed with Lemonade as I want. I'm going to ask one of my managers if I can get a Transformers 2 movie poster since we got about fifty of those. And I got two free movie t-shirts from "Taking Pelham 123" and "Year One" and they fit NICELY.

And FREE MOVIES.

Like "The Hangover". I died a little in my seat it was so damn funny. That Zach Galifianakis is a funny, funny man.

Gonna get my check this coming week. Can start paying these damn electric bills, buy food (mooch mooch), switch my internet and cable services and get my poor Wii outta the pawn shop.

I'm gonna get off this library computer now, 'cause it keeps giving me pop ups with rauchy ass porn. No, no. Can't watch that in public.



EDIT: The plot thickens...

I called my mom today because she was texting me and she tells me last night the ghetto ass neighbor grandma downstairs got in her face and wanted to beat her up.

Why? Because of me.

Because they have a lazy little boy about seven or eight years old who throws their garbage bags out - on the street. Not in the fucking can. Now, I've been seeing more rats then ever when I visit my family and the stink is to HIGH HEAVEN. My mother and I actually had to clean it up it was just so nasty. Not to mention we got a resident coyote a block down in this foresty area. And I told the little fuck he'll get in some serious trouble if he don't throw it away properly.

He told his mother I said I'll kill him.

I just might now. This is coming from a kid who lied about where my little brother was when he was missing and my mom went crazy searching for him. If I see that woman, I'm going to have her know damn well that if she's got a problem with what I said, she can come to me and we'll fucking dance. I may be nineteen, but I'll be damned if I gotta explain my actions to anyone but the police.

- :iconorlyowlplz:

- :iconnotreallyplz:


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  • Current Residence: Chicago, Illinois
  • Interests: Naughty things >8D
  • Favourite movie: THE FUCKIN' DARK KNIGHT
  • Favourite band or musician: Andrew W.K., Coheed and Cambria, Hot Action Cop, The Darkness and CKY
  • Favourite genre of music: ROCK. IT BEATS SCISSORS. PAPER AIN'T GOT SHIT ON IT.
  • Favourite artist: Norman Rockwell
  • Favourite style of art: Pop Art, Comic Style, Tattoo Style and Graffiti
  • Favourite game: No More Heroes
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii and PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Freakazoid
  • Personal Quote: "Tenacious cunt."

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I love your webcam X3

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I'm fangirl of:
~Hannibal Lecter
~Freddy Krueger
~Jason Voorhees
~The Joker
~The Phantom Of The Opera


And I love:
~Amanda Young
~Sadako Yamamura/Samara Morgan
~Kayako Saeki


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# HiruHiru ~
Bitches don't know what goes on in the Bat Cave when Batman's not around.

:iconyeahplz:

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Rape is SO 1995. We call it 'Surprise Sex' now.
X3!

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I'm fangirl of:
~Hannibal Lecter
~Freddy Krueger
~Jason Voorhees
~The Joker
~The Phantom Of The Opera


And I love:
~Amanda Young
~Sadako Yamamura/Samara Morgan
~Kayako Saeki


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# HiruHiru ~
So going back through all of your gallery to marvel at you, you at one point were like, d'aww julieraven's art is fanfuckingtastic.

AND NOW LOOK

THE TABLES ARE REVERSED

I envy your skills so much and hot damn you will forever be better than me. FOREVER.

<3 I thought I would remind you how awesome you are.

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Raven- Bringer of Magic and Light, Creation and Knowledge, Illusion, Shape Shifter

Willjohn <3
10/13/1992-12/18/06


COMMISH ME PLEASE? =3 You set your own price! [link]
Oh, you are just too much. I still have a long way to go if I want to be a tattoo artist, though.

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Rape is SO 1995. We call it 'Surprise Sex' now.
OOO C: in that case, perhaps we can work out a commission and you can design my tattoo...

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Raven- Bringer of Magic and Light, Creation and Knowledge, Illusion, Shape Shifter

Willjohn <3
10/13/1992-12/18/06


COMMISH ME PLEASE? =3 You set your own price! [link]
YES.

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Rape is SO 1995. We call it 'Surprise Sex' now.
OH GOOD

WHEN MY BRAIN ISN'T TIRED I WILL SEND YOU INFORMATIONS

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Raven- Bringer of Magic and Light, Creation and Knowledge, Illusion, Shape Shifter

Willjohn <3
10/13/1992-12/18/06


COMMISH ME PLEASE? =3 You set your own price! [link]

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