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About Me Member Pornographic Connoisseur Alexandria Ortiz20/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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Journal Entry: Sun Nov 15, 2009, 2:29 PM
My parents are splitting up.

And not like in the past for only a little while before trying to make it work for us. I'm pretty sure it's for good this time. So much for my little happy mental picture of good holidays with my family. I'm just going to cross my fingers and hope my bitch of a grandmother doesn't decide to cancel Thanksgiving at the Drake Hotel.

Oh, I've been going to the Bally near the train station to lose this fucking weight already. I know people go "You're not fat." and "Love yourself." and what the fuck ever. But, I'm sick of my thighs rubbing together and creating inner thigh rips in my jeans, sick of obnoxious love handles and tired of a spare tire that pops out almost to my boobs whenever I sit down.

But, all is not too bad. I've got pumpkin pie in the oven.

I'll write more when I've finished more of my artwork.

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  • Mood: Horny
  • Reading: Away With All Gods!
  • Watching: Men Who Stare At Goats
  • Eating: Pumpkin Pie

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Chicago, Illinois
  • Interests: Naughty things >8D
  • Favourite movie: Hedwig and the Angry Inch
  • Favourite band or musician: Andrew W.K., Coheed and Cambria, Hot Action Cop, The Darkness and CKY
  • Favourite genre of music: ROCK. IT BEATS SCISSORS. PAPER AIN'T GOT SHIT ON IT.
  • Favourite artist: Norman Rockwell
  • Favourite style of art: Pop Art, Comic Style, Tattoo Style and Graffiti
  • Favourite game: No More Heroes
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii and PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Freakazoid
  • Personal Quote: "Tenacious cunt."

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:iconismaelalvarez:
Thanks for the watch :D, awesome gallery!

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:iconlorddogma:
Thanks!

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Rape is SO 1995. We call it 'Surprise Sex' now.
:iconseraphimseranade:
I KNOW YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
:iconlorddogma:
:iconnouplz:

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Rape is SO 1995. We call it 'Surprise Sex' now.
:iconsno2:
Thanks for the watch ;)
:iconlorddogma:
No prob. 8D

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Rape is SO 1995. We call it 'Surprise Sex' now.
:icontest-tube-baby:
Lol, hey. 8D

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Mistakes are God's rainbows! 8D
:iconlorddogma:
8D

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Rape is SO 1995. We call it 'Surprise Sex' now.
:iconjkirluls:
Your work is badass, Alex. :D

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"Live, love, leave your mark on the world."
:iconlorddogma:
Aw, thanks! Coming from someone as good as you is awesome.

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Rape is SO 1995. We call it 'Surprise Sex' now.

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